June 2012
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May 2012
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bannerisms:
matriarch-aethyta:
If I were a superhero, I’d be the worst possible combination of Wade Wilson and Tony Stark
So much sass and ego and references galore!
I feel bad for whatever universe has to deal with that
SYNESTHESIA IS A BLEND OF THE SENSES
pockytardis:
it’s not just seeing colors in numbers/letters like the kind i talk about often
it’s hearing tastes or smelling shapes or feeling sounds, seeing sounds
numbers can have personalities and people can have auras and someone’s voice can taste like nutella or their name can smell like dog food
or time (times of the day/years/months of the year) has a big visual set-up in your head or...
My housemate’s cat is an indoor/outdoor cat, and has subsequently terrorized the birds in the neighborhood since she’s been here.
Today they decided to get back at her by bombarding the side of the house she lives on so she can’t get out.
Now, with all the windows open, I can hear them chirping back and forth from opposite sides of the property.
They’re plotting...
“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn
(via orlyman)
A+
(via sherlockscoat)
badlitmakestheworldgoround:
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse...
“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while.”
– Eckhart Tolle (via wakeupandbefree)
Oh my god I got chills reading this because recently I realized EXACTLY THIS and it’s so fucking cool to consider.
(via kelly-thistle)
so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
This is a bold statement.
shitmystudentswrite:
The Internet as we know it may be in its final stages of existence. Granted, this is a bold statement.
